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Hellfury: Chapter One Hellfury: Chapter One

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Please god... I need a copy of this

NEVER SURRENDER!

I hate seeing clever gag animations eat shit. I will try to contact you and secure a copy of this.


monssiourDEVINE responds:

1 2 3 4, we don't care anymore.
Suck a dick, suck a dick,
GOOOOOO HIGHSKOOL!

Copies cost 13 Pounds and should be coming out by mid april. Then your gaming experience will be complete!!1


Quake Trainer ver 1.5 Quake Trainer ver 1.5

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This reeks of EFFORT.

I thought this was going to be sprites. I have no idea what the dipshit in the last review has a problem with in terms of the graphics. Sticking to all the perfect megaman designs is boring, and it's also difficult to remember every minute detail. This is newgrounds, not college. So there's a little artistic liberty allowed to be taken. The fact that you have at least a working semblance of segment based animation points this out to be a lot better than you're getting credit for. However, now this means you have to make the whole thing. And segment based animation is not easy. Good work!



Russian Affairs Russian Affairs

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is cool as fuck!

Too bad you cant do that "Hide agaisnt the wall" thing like in Black Thorne. You might also want to make the gun draw a little faster. There's no real way to avoid getting hurt. Even Secret-agent-"sleeveless" can only take so much punishment.



PimpCane PimpCane

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ah sez it's good!

It handles better than a lot of other games out there, ya know. AND YOUZE BE HITTIN SUCKAZ WIT YO PIMPIN CANE! Good stuff!


AwesomeSauce responds:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???


alpha2(trial) alpha2(trial)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

WHOA! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!

I can't figure it out! But the game handles pretty damned good. Great job!



Rainbow Warriors - Game Rainbow Warriors - Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Your sound clipped a bit.

Using midis I wager? Good work making it small, though. I played this for a good HOUR, and played it through again with boss. After I figured out how to beat that cheap asshole, Orange Crush, everyone else was crushed beneath my boot. Boss's replacement for the jab is unstoppable. Great work!


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Josh Bend Game Josh Bend Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

pretty cool!

The gameplay is a little clunky... and there's no real way to AVOID getting hurt. But you used Rammstein in the game. I felt obliged to do some killing for that.



Superduper flash tutorial Superduper flash tutorial

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fantastic!

But I tried to tack the actionscript onto the ball symbol to move it with the arrow keys, and it was telling me I wasn't allowed to stick actions on it. I figured out that you have to go into advanced symbol properties and "export for actionscript" (at least I THINK that's how I fixed it. But you should have included that part, cuz I'm waaaay new to trying to program stuff.) But regardless of that, since your tutorial GOT ME TO LEARN IT ANYWAYS, I give it ZE PERFECT TEN! (and a five to follow up)


DanAbnormal responds:

I fixed the problem! :D


SD-Pong SD-Pong

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I like pong...

I liked THIS pong. but I lost... It was a good game of pong, though!